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fly on the wall… part V
September 13, 2008

we crack each other up!

we crack each other up!

On a typical weekend drive home, Lil’Mister was playing with his Super Mario Bros action figures while I was busy driving & daydreaming at the same time. I would glance at him every so often & chuckled to myself as he made voices for each character & played out a normal Super Mario Bros scenario, imagined by his 7 year old mind.

It was a typical day, highlighted by our typical banter:

Lil’Mister: Hey Mom! Guess where my mario action figures are made.
Mommy:
Hmmmm.. not sure babe.. where?
Lil’Mister:
It says, Made in China!
Mommy:
Oh yeah! that’s cuz that’s where they make Super Mario stuff.. like your backpack. That was made in China.
Lil’Mister:
So Mario was born in China?
Mommy:
Yeah, I guess so.

**pause/brief silence**

Lil’Mister: Ummm… Mom?
Mommy:
Yes babe?
Lil’Mister:
Mario’s Italian.
Mommy:
Ahahahahahahahahaha!! (lil’stinker!) ahahahaha!!

fly on the wall…part IV
March 30, 2008

Going thru my I-Pod Lil’Mister catches a glimpse… & the saga begins…

Lil’Mister: Mommy? Wait scroll back up I saw “DIXIE”
Mommy:
No honey, I’m busy right now… i’ll show you later.
Lil’Mister: Mom? You know what? I have a classmate named Dixie.
Mommy:
really? that’s cool.
Lil’Mister:
so i asked her if she was named after the Dixie cup & she said no. 😦

ahahahahahaha!!! )

so it begins

fly on the wall – part III
February 24, 2008

future President of the USALil’Mister: Mommy? I wish I didn’t have to go to school tomorrow. 😦
Mommy:
Rian, you have to go to school so you can learn new things – that way, when you grow up you can get a good job & take care of Mommy. 🙂
Lil’Mister: But Mommy. I can just learn at home.
Mommy:
***look of disapproval***
Lil’Mister:
…you know mom!! just like Abraham Lincoln!

ahahahahahaha!!! 🙂

How do you reply to that?! LOL 😛
My Lil’Mister just may be a President in the making.

🙂

fly on the wall – part II
February 14, 2008

happy 11 years!!
Lil’Mister: Happy Anniversary Mommy!
Mommy:
Thanks Rian 🙂 Do you know what an anniversary is?
Lil’Mister:It’s when you’re married again?
Mommy:
) Not quite but close.
Lil’Mister:
What does it mean?
Mommy:
It’s kinda like a birthday.. except we don’t celebrate the day we were born. We celebrate the day mommy & daddy got married and promised to love each other forever.

Lil’Mister: Oh… that’s why we had heart-shaped chicken nuggets at school today.
Mommy:
*pauses & glances @ Daddy*
Lil’Mister:
*whaaaaat?*
Mommy & Daddy & Lil’Mister: ahahahahahahahahaahahaha!!!

Happy Valentines Day from the deGuzmans!
May it be filled with love & happiness today & for always.

Happy Valentines Day!

if you were a fly on our wall…
February 12, 2008

now that's hot!Lil’Mister: Mommy? I want to be an American Gladiator when I grow up.
Mommy: Really? That’s cool. You’d have to be a Contender first… then if you win, you can be a Gladiator.
Lil’Mister:I know Mom!
Mommy: 🙂
Lil’Mister: Mom?
Mommy: Yes baby?
Lil’Mister: I’m going to have to work on my running & swimming cuz I get tired when i run & i don’t know how to swim.
Mommy: that’s ok.. you’ve got quite some time before you can become a Contender.
Lil’Mister: Ok. *pauses* Goodnight Mommy.
Mommy: Goodnight sweetheart.